Because it's never "Just a movie"
HOME
REVIEWS
ABOUT
CONTACT
More
Pan's Labyrinth
June 22, 2016
A young girl, a magical fawn, a civil war, and subtitles.
Snowpiercer
Frozen's got nothing on this
Battle Royale
Ladies and gentlemen, Japan has done it again!
Transformers
This will go about as well as you'd expect.
Antichrist
July 10, 2016
... I don't know what just happened...
Strangers on a Train
CRISS-CROSS!
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Transformers: Robots in bad movies
Fateful Findings
Picture Birdemic, Sharknado, and Troll 2 combining.
Then give that movie steroids.
It's still not as great as Fateful Findings.
Deadpool
August 21, 2016
Dead gon' give it to ya!
Heathers
September 23, 2016
I like my comedy the way I like my coffee: Black.
Zootopia
It's like a cop show if all the detectives were adorable
Doctor Strange
December 30, 2016
The name's Strange... Stephen Strange.
Creed
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER?!
Double Down
January 01, 2020
Breen's back and "better" than ever!
Logan
August 22, 2017
So... This is what it feels like.
